Bush is a fucking MORON!

On war and Iraq:

"But Iraq has-have got people there that are willing to kill, and they're hard-nosed killers. And we will work with the Iraqis to secure their future." -Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005

Oh, their future is secure, thanks to your heroic terrorist recruitment efforts!

"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way."-Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005

Yes, remove anything that would stand in the way of the terrorists' success.

"I want to appreciate those of you who wear our nation's uniform for your sacrifice."-Jacksonville, Fla., Jan. 14, 2005

Huh?

"After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week-we will have an all-volunteer army. Let me restate that."-Daytona Beach, Fla., Oct. 16, 2004

Here comes the draft.

"Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat."-Washington, D.C., Sept. 17, 2004

Who are OUR allies? And what's a hat's whim?

"That's why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental-supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel."-Erie, Pa., Sept. 4, 2004

Good to know there's a body parts store somewhere.

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."-Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

You can stop thinking about new ways to harm our country as you're doing a FUCKING great job right now!

"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."-Washington, D.C., May 25, 2004

Eeewwww.

"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table."-Brussels, Belgium, Feb. 22, 2005

Is that all it takes to get something on the table? In that case, "America is getting ready to legalise gay marriage." Having said that, is it on the table now?

"The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the-the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice."-Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003

What would Martin Luther King, Jr. say about this dream speech?

"See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."-Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003

Hmmmm, since the US has WMD and attacked another nation and is far from peaceful, then the US must not be a free nation.

"Security is the essential roadblock to achieving the road map to peace."-Washington, D.C., July 25, 2003

Security is a roadblock? Or is it with security you?ll never have peace?

"You're free. And freedom is beautiful. And, you know, it'll take time to restore chaos and order-order out of chaos. But we will."-Washington, D.C., April 13, 2003

I think chaos was restored pretty quickly.

Just stupid quotes:

"It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life."-Washington, D.C., Dec. 21, 2004

How does one lose a loss of life? Is that losing the body? I don't get it.

"And so during these holiday seasons, we thank our blessings. ... "-Fort Belvoir, Va., Dec. 10, 2004

Thank them for what?

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."-Sept. 6, 2004, Poplar Bluff, Mo.

Practice their love?

"After all, Europe is America's closest ally."-Mainz, Germany, Feb. 23, 2005

No one ever said geography was his strong point.

"[T]he illiteracy level of our children are appalling."-Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004

So is the illiteracy of our president.

"[W]e've had leaks out of the administrative branch, had leaks out of the legislative branch, and out of the executive branch and the legislative branch, and I've spoken out consistently against them, and I want to know who the leakers are."-Chicago, Sept. 30, 2003

How many branches of government did you learn there were? And why are you speaking against them all?

"It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America."-Dakar, Senegal, July 8, 2003

Oh my fucking gawd.

"There's an old saying in Tennessee-I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee-that says, fool me once, shame on-shame on you. Fool me-you can't get fooled again."-Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

Unless you're a fool.

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.''-Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

Funny how that works. Doubtful you could pass one, though.

"The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law."-Austin, Texas, Nov. 22, 2000

What's the judicial branch's job?

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."-Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

Ah, for fuck's sake, what are you on? Give me some!

Was there any doubt about this man's ignorance?